Anime Review: Black Butler

 

By, Kairi Honda, Rikiryou Rei, and Emillia Vargas

E:  Hello! I’m Emillia!

I’m Kairi and why are you so calm today?

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, Kairi. Oh, and it’s Rei.

I ride horses, and I don’t even know how that makes sense. I’ve seen their mouths plenty of times, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with them.

E:  Yeah! What’s that supposed to mean?!

Never mind. Just don’t question her actions.

*shrugs* Okay, fair enough. So what are we going to talk about today?

E:  OH! How about Black Butler!

Animsome. Fyi, it’s a mix of anime and awesome.

That is a good choice.

E:  YES! Can I talk about this one this time?

Um… Sure, why not.

This is gonna be good.

E:  Well, Black Butler is awesome! There this boy, whose awesome! There are these three servants, they are awesome too! Then there is the butler and he is just the awesomest of all!

Is that even a word?

No.

E:  Well it is now!

This is getting ridiculous.

Agreed. *pulls something out of pocket* Emillia, see the Pixie Stix? Fetch! Go get the Pixie Stix! Get the Pixie Stix girl! *throws Pixie Stix as far as she can*

E:  ARF, ARF!*runs after Pixie Stix*

Good thinking.

*bows* Thank you! Now, on with the show!

Right, so, Black Butler is another anime favorite of ours. It stars Ciel Phantomhive and his extraordinary butler, Sebastian Michaelis. Ciel Phantomhive is a 12-year-old boy whose parents had died in a fire a couple of years back. He now lives with his two butlers and three servants; Sebastian, Tanaka, Mey-Rin, Finny and Bard. You watch as Ciel Phantomhive’s secrets unfold and enjoy as you observe one hell of a butler.

Wow. That was really short compared to the last one.

Yeah well Naruto has hundreds of episodes, not including the fillers. Black Butler only has like 50, including fillers.

True, true. But you didn’t include some important information about Sebastian.

Well, I meant to do that on purpose. I don’t want to give all the secrets away.

Oh, you mean like the fact that Sebastian is a demon?

*Face palm* Yes, Kairi, that’s exactly what I meant.

And that he’s contracted to Ciel to help him get revenge on the people who set his house on fire and after he gets his revenge Sebastian will eat his soul? 

*Bows head* You are hopeless, Kairi.

What!? I was just telling them important facts!

You do know there is such a thing as TOO MUCH INFROMATION!

Well, sorry for trying to be helpf-

E:  GUESSSSSSSS WHOSSSSSSSEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE HUGS FOR ALL!

What. Have. You. DONE?

Uhhhh… Well, that’s all folks! RUN, REI, RUN!

WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL WHAT TO DO!?

E:  HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST RUN!

WELL MAYBE I DON’T WANT TO!

E:  REI! I WANT A HUG!

You were saying?

RUN!!!!!

BYEEE!!! [^_^]

 

 

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